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[May. 27th, 2009|09:52 am] |
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Malfoy! Club opening was good. Definitely a place I'll be frequenting, mate. Good show! Good show, indeed. Think you could get me the name of that brunette bartender you have? Quite the attractive bird, that one. Should raise sales at the bar quite a bit.
Magpies against the Prides. That should prove to be the game of the year, I'd say. Still a bit surprised United didn't make it. Too bad. Guess even the gods fall a few times in their lives. Not sure who I'll be playing for. Magpies have the fit sort like Johnson. Prides, though. Suppose I'll be working on those books in the next few days. Good, friendly wagers. Not a thing wrong with them, I say.
Seems I'm coming into all sorts of good luck lately. Manager lowered my rent and gave me the extra room for free. Guess he was feeling generous. Either that or he felt guilty for trying to get more money from me when I wasn't getting shite out of the deal. Won't mention the talk we had
Looking forward to my lovely cousin Daphne's dinner. Hope to hear about that soon so I know when to set aside the evening. Nothing like spending a fine evening with some of the loveliest, young ladies I know. That means you, too, Theo! I know you're still alive some where, unless Spinnet's finally snapped and left you for dead in the middle of some ocean some where. |
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[May. 6th, 2009|11:36 pm] |
How sad is it that we have to put together some formal event where everyone gets all dressed up and wears their best dress robes to remember the war? If you can't remember what happened, I wouldn't mind jogging your memory over a tall glass or two. Really. Would take half the time and it'd be in the comfort of a dimly lit pub with good music and better drinks.
Shite's just dumb. If it hadn't been for the lovely ladies I spent the evening with, I'd wish to have those hours wasted of my life back as soon as possible. No, you know what? I still want those hours back, except for the important bits of the night. One of those was the time spent dancing with my favourite blonde dressed in green. You know who you are. And if you think it's you? It's probably not. She knows who she is.
Another note? The food was shite. If you're going to have this sort of gathering every year find a better caterer. |
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[Apr. 25th, 2009|05:17 am] |
For the lovely victims who are suffering from insomnia or just prefer the early morning (or late night as I like to say), I offer you a small bit of entertainment. No, ladies. Put your blouses back on and pull your skirts back down. No such sort of play right now. Perhaps later though, yeah? Make sure you drop me a message and we'll see how I can cover that for you.
Any case -- my game -- a bit of word association. If you don't get it, then you're a complete idiot and you can leave this sacred writing space now while you're ahead. If you're smart, let's see how many you can get without breaking...or stopping. Though the idea of breaking a person...nevermind.
Go.
Hard. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2009|05:22 pm] |
All right you lot.
Seems I'm in a bit of a rut, you see. Pub owner says I need to get myself a roommate. Why? I don't know. I just know that if I don't, he's going to start changing me extra for the extra room that he claims I'm not using.
Says him. I keep stuff in there. Important stuff. But it's fine. I can hide put it some where else. No matter.
So -- I'm asking you lot if you need a place to stay. Rent's cheap, but don't go jumping all at once. I have standards and shit that you have to meet.
If you're a pretty bird, though? Just send a picture and we'll talk. Even if you don't meet the requirements, I'm sure you'll be invited to come back again. |
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[Apr. 15th, 2009|11:18 am] |
Waking up next to some unknown blonde usually isn't too bad. Except when you turn over and she's ugly as sin! Not sure what the hell I drank last night to make that one look good enough to shag her, but I'm not drinking it again. Ever. Didn't even give her the time to get dressed properly. Needed to get her out of my fucking flat before she infected it. Need to see about getting the flat cleaned now. Need to have the sheets changed on the bed. Maybe burn the bloody things.
Really ought to look into a maid service of sorts. Proper maid uniforms would be required. And you have to be attractive. Really don't want to see some gross cow shakin' her bum while she makes my bed. Not on, mates. Not bloody on. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|09:08 pm] |
Well! Sorry to the lot who put in those wagers.
Though, in the end, who do you think really won, eh? Spinnet walked off looking a bit pink around the gills spewing a bit of feather up. Never looked more attractive, Spinnet! And then there was Zacharias Smith, everyone's hero of sorts lately. Furry arms and green eyebrows suit you, mate! Ought to sport that look more often! Jonesy does like furry animals and all.
I think Smith wins most attractive award here, folks. Next time, Spinnet, ought to ask for a few scales. Might have bumped you over the winning line.
Could have sworn I saw Nott running after
So, congrats to you lot who bet on Smith! You'll be getting your earnings over the next few days. As for Spinnet's followers, better luck next time, eh? |
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[Mar. 30th, 2009|01:19 am] |
Well, well, well. Seems the sparks are already flying with the lot of you professionals and you're not even on the bloody pitch yet!
Taking bets now, mates!
Alicia Spinnet
vs.
Zacharias Smith
Who are you putting your galleons on, then? Come on, loves! Nothing like a friendly wager to get the heart racing, eh? Much like the feeling when a good-looking bird--ah, well, nevermind that, eh?
Starting the bets at 20 galleons!
How about I up the ante a bit, yeah? You win the galleons and dinner with the winner? Yeah? Spinnet? Smith? You're both all right with that, yeah? After the game on Thursday ought to be enough time.
Current Standings
Alicia Spinnet - 70 galleons
Zacharias Smith - 100 galleons |
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[Mar. 25th, 2009|11:17 pm] |
Ha!
( Private to Theo )
Work better be busy this weekend. Funds are getting low. |
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[Mar. 19th, 2009|02:07 pm] |
Bloody charity event
Bloody Nott
Hope you lot playing against my team are ready to lose. Might was well just bow down now and proclaim your loss. Make it easy on yourselves, yeah? Save me some time, too. Had to cancel a potential date Not that playing a good-hearted game of Quidditch for the benefit of poor orphans is utter shite isn't important. Right on to those of us participating and attending! Pay for those little buggers luvs to attend school.
Oi -- just to show you lot how good of a sport I am, drink specials tonight at The Lazy Snitch for all those playing in the game tomorrow. Make sure you mention it and all. Can't be bothered to keep track of names and faces not that I really cared enough to take note when I'm running the bar. Ask for Malcolm, though, and I'll make sure to keep your pints topped off. Especially for extra tips |
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